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OS CRETINOS NÃO MANDAM FLORES

La Moderna (Raquel Corcoles)

L&PM

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RosaSente por você um amor passional e muito carnal. Mas, se a presentear com uma dúzia, saia correndo! Está dizendo que deseja casar com você…MargaridaPara os indecisos: ‘Bem me quer, mal me quer. Ai, não sei, mas sempre que estamos juntos você me arranca um sorriso’.GirassolPode significar: ‘Seguirei você aonde for porque você é o sol que ilumina os meus dias’, ou simplesmente ‘Com você me sinto muito bem!’AçucenaElegante e luxuosa, é ideal para patricinhas… É das mais caras: se lhe derem açucenas, pague você o jantar!CravoSe ele lhe der cravos, está dizendo que será seu escravo. Portanto, se ele não a convence, mande devolvê-los.MarianinhaÉ a flor que aquele amigo tímido lhe daria momentos antes de convidá-la para tomar uma Fanta.Copo-de-leiteSignifica castidade, nobreza, pureza… Portanto, cuidado… Pode ser um virgem querendo que você o deflore.TulipaÉ uma declaração de amor. Por isso é tão difícil receber…

Seção

Juvenil
Ano de edição

2015
Páginas

160
Encadernação

BROCHURA
ISBN

9788525432360
Peso

360 gr
Formato

23 × 15 × 1.3 cm
Palavras-chave

Humor, Juvenil

Descrição

RosaSente por você um amor passional e muito carnal. Mas, se a presentear com uma dúzia, saia correndo! Está dizendo que deseja casar com você…MargaridaPara os indecisos: ‘Bem me quer, mal me quer. Ai, não sei, mas sempre que estamos juntos você me arranca um sorriso’.GirassolPode significar: ‘Seguirei você aonde for porque você é o sol que ilumina os meus dias’, ou simplesmente ‘Com você me sinto muito bem!’AçucenaElegante e luxuosa, é ideal para patricinhas… É das mais caras: se lhe derem açucenas, pague você o jantar!CravoSe ele lhe der cravos, está dizendo que será seu escravo. Portanto, se ele não a convence, mande devolvê-los.MarianinhaÉ a flor que aquele amigo tímido lhe daria momentos antes de convidá-la para tomar uma Fanta.Copo-de-leiteSignifica castidade, nobreza, pureza… Portanto, cuidado… Pode ser um virgem querendo que você o deflore.TulipaÉ uma declaração de amor. Por isso é tão difícil receber…

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Peso	0,36 kg
Dimensões	1,3 × 23 × 15 cm

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